Yaba Daba Daba Daba DOOOOOoooooooood
Sep. 4th, 2008 07:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
fredxmertzC: hi , how are you?
S: oh, hi, I'm fine thanks, how are you
C: (starts to answer in a self absorbed manner, but S cuts her off) well, I ...
S: hey, now that you're no longer an employee, I can tell you the stuff I couldn't say before
you were a terrible employee- i only gave you the easiest work I could find and you still somehow managed to mess it up
C: (starts to rebut, is cut off again) you can't...
S: you were always busy trying to sell those nasty cosmetic products, which are cruelly tested on innocent animals.
then when you were demoted, you had the nerve to fill out applications for a different job on company time,
say you really hurt (XXXXX)'s feelings when you did that
C: (starts to respond, again cut off) why would you...
S: I'm still cleaning up some of the messes you made. (walks away)
C: (calls after) would you like to take a survey?
Twice baked on the half shell
Pasteurized, preserved for shelf life
Half baked, golden sponge cake
Filled with toxic lard
When the apocalypse arrives
My shrink wrapped insides
Will survive
Armageddon / genocide
Like the mighty cockroach
My DNA will thrive
Long live the conqueror worm
Predatory opportunist vulture
Once upon a gay old time there was a yaba daba fred on his way to spring break. Why’d it have to be in the middle of the desert, he didn’t know. But why did it have to snow?
A poison flower remarked, ‘ it always rains on my birthday ‘ but yes this was honest snow and the windshield gnome was of little help.
They made it to the spring beast rodeo, and all found their heads in the sand with a beak up their butts.
Once Tito fell in love, with an ergonomic toilet seat that ‘lifted and separated’, as if he ever needed help spreading his butt cheeks.
So Fred stopped for a photo op and there was Big fred, the billboard for cartoon trailer park, Fred Himself (a former windshield gnome) and L’il Fred. Yaba Daba Dickshine!
S: oh, hi, I'm fine thanks, how are you
C: (starts to answer in a self absorbed manner, but S cuts her off) well, I ...
S: hey, now that you're no longer an employee, I can tell you the stuff I couldn't say before
you were a terrible employee- i only gave you the easiest work I could find and you still somehow managed to mess it up
C: (starts to rebut, is cut off again) you can't...
S: you were always busy trying to sell those nasty cosmetic products, which are cruelly tested on innocent animals.
then when you were demoted, you had the nerve to fill out applications for a different job on company time,
say you really hurt (XXXXX)'s feelings when you did that
C: (starts to respond, again cut off) why would you...
S: I'm still cleaning up some of the messes you made. (walks away)
C: (calls after) would you like to take a survey?
Twice baked on the half shell
Pasteurized, preserved for shelf life
Half baked, golden sponge cake
Filled with toxic lard
When the apocalypse arrives
My shrink wrapped insides
Will survive
Armageddon / genocide
Like the mighty cockroach
My DNA will thrive
Long live the conqueror worm
Predatory opportunist vulture
Once upon a gay old time there was a yaba daba fred on his way to spring break. Why’d it have to be in the middle of the desert, he didn’t know. But why did it have to snow?
A poison flower remarked, ‘ it always rains on my birthday ‘ but yes this was honest snow and the windshield gnome was of little help.
They made it to the spring beast rodeo, and all found their heads in the sand with a beak up their butts.
Once Tito fell in love, with an ergonomic toilet seat that ‘lifted and separated’, as if he ever needed help spreading his butt cheeks.
So Fred stopped for a photo op and there was Big fred, the billboard for cartoon trailer park, Fred Himself (a former windshield gnome) and L’il Fred. Yaba Daba Dickshine!