Gentile Pierre
Apr. 24th, 2011 04:28 pmDavey Jones' Locker Combo @ Tuan's Astoria Poker Lounge Fri 4/29 with Dragonfly Genacyde. any Eugene peeps, I think we start at 10. Free door, cheap drinks, coin op carwash is right nearby so you can get all wet and sexy before, or stop by dizzy dean's donuts and buzz up on chocolate frosted sugar bombs.
hot tip for best zombie hands: don't mow the lawn for 8 months, then paint your finger nails black and mow that stuff. the combo of black nails and green hands, with smell of petrol perfume. c'est magnifique! BRAINS!
NECROPHILIA AHOY! Its... The DAVEY JONES' LOCKER COMBO!!!!

and now for something completely different: a man with 3 buttocks.
(art by Pierre Denis du Monfort, used without expressed written permission of ESPN)
hot tip for best zombie hands: don't mow the lawn for 8 months, then paint your finger nails black and mow that stuff. the combo of black nails and green hands, with smell of petrol perfume. c'est magnifique! BRAINS!
NECROPHILIA AHOY! Its... The DAVEY JONES' LOCKER COMBO!!!!

and now for something completely different: a man with 3 buttocks.
(art by Pierre Denis du Monfort, used without expressed written permission of ESPN)