Yaba Daba Daba Daba DOOOOOoooooooood

C: hi , how are you?
S: oh, hi, I'm fine thanks, how are you
C: (starts to answer in a self absorbed manner, but S cuts her off) well, I ...
S: hey, now that you're no longer an employee, I can tell you the stuff I couldn't say before
you were a terrible employee- i only gave you the easiest work I could find and you still somehow managed to mess it up
C: (starts to rebut, is cut off again) you can't...
S: you were always busy trying to sell those nasty cosmetic products, which are cruelly tested on innocent animals.
then when you were demoted, you had the nerve to fill out applications for a different job on company time,
say you really hurt (XXXXX)'s feelings when you did that
C: (starts to respond, again cut off) why would you...
S: I'm still cleaning up some of the messes you made. (walks away)
C: (calls after) would you like to take a survey?



Twice baked on the half shell
Pasteurized, preserved for shelf life
Half baked, golden sponge cake
Filled with toxic lard

When the apocalypse arrives
My shrink wrapped insides
Will survive
Armageddon / genocide

Like the mighty cockroach
My DNA will thrive
Long live the conqueror worm
Predatory opportunist vulture





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