The Popularity Dialer

The Popularity Dialer is a service that lets you schedule an automated call to your phone at a specific time and date.

Have you ever been in a situation where you wished your cell phone would ring? Maybe you wanted to look extra important or popular on that hot date. Or maybe you just needed an excuse to escape from an unpleasant meeting.

With "The Popularity Dialer", you can plan ahead. Via a web interface, you can choose to have your phone called at a particular time (or several times). At the elected time, your phone will be dialed and you will hear a prerecorded message that's one half of a conversation. Thus, you will be prompted to have a fake conversation and will easily fool those around you.


.....and now for something completely different: REJECTION HOTLINE!

The male species puffs out his chest, struts over to the female, fumbles through some conversation, perhaps buys her an Appletini, and, if all goes well, scores her cell-phone number.

After the respectable three days have passed (remember the movie Swingers?), the male calls the female. But if she has given him the number 407-970-8278, he is in for a rude surprise.

"You've reached the Rejection Hotline!" a cheerful voice says. " ... Unfortunately, the person who gave you this number did not want you to have their real number." Then the voice rattles off a host of reasons for the rejection - arrogance, body odor, a "psycho-stalker vibe."

now available for most area codes at : http://www.rejectionhotline.com/