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fredxmertz9/12/09
so Pop callsme last night, when I was effectively out of range anyway.
After some idle chat, " So, I heard about your hemmorhoids.. I never had them myself...."
So is he gloating? He's had every other type of ass ailment known to man, with the constipation being his ultimate cross to bear.
When I was five, I found a used enema bag of his in the upstairs bathroom trash and thought it would make a keen squirt gun.
dude.
the upstairs bathroom. well, it used to have the most awesome 60's black and white OP ART wallpaper.
There was always a PENTHOUSE magazine on top of the toilet tank, though I was cautious not to spend TOO much time there...
"It’s a simple question, but requires a complex answer."
so Pop callsme last night, when I was effectively out of range anyway.
After some idle chat, " So, I heard about your hemmorhoids.. I never had them myself...."
So is he gloating? He's had every other type of ass ailment known to man, with the constipation being his ultimate cross to bear.
When I was five, I found a used enema bag of his in the upstairs bathroom trash and thought it would make a keen squirt gun.
dude.
the upstairs bathroom. well, it used to have the most awesome 60's black and white OP ART wallpaper.
There was always a PENTHOUSE magazine on top of the toilet tank, though I was cautious not to spend TOO much time there...
"It’s a simple question, but requires a complex answer."