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fredxmertz) wrote2009-09-12 09:13 pm
fredxmertz) wrote2009-09-12 09:13 pm
oi gevalt
9/12/09
so Pop callsme last night, when I was effectively out of range anyway.
After some idle chat, " So, I heard about your hemmorhoids.. I never had them myself...."
So is he gloating? He's had every other type of ass ailment known to man, with the constipation being his ultimate cross to bear.
When I was five, I found a used enema bag of his in the upstairs bathroom trash and thought it would make a keen squirt gun.
dude.
the upstairs bathroom. well, it used to have the most awesome 60's black and white OP ART wallpaper.
There was always a PENTHOUSE magazine on top of the toilet tank, though I was cautious not to spend TOO much time there...
"It’s a simple question, but requires a complex answer."
so Pop callsme last night, when I was effectively out of range anyway.
After some idle chat, " So, I heard about your hemmorhoids.. I never had them myself...."
So is he gloating? He's had every other type of ass ailment known to man, with the constipation being his ultimate cross to bear.
When I was five, I found a used enema bag of his in the upstairs bathroom trash and thought it would make a keen squirt gun.
dude.
the upstairs bathroom. well, it used to have the most awesome 60's black and white OP ART wallpaper.
There was always a PENTHOUSE magazine on top of the toilet tank, though I was cautious not to spend TOO much time there...
"It’s a simple question, but requires a complex answer."
Logic to dispell reason
(Anonymous) 2009-09-15 06:17 am (UTC)(link)It totally makes sense. Reading Penthouses for a long time while on the toilet WILL give you hemorrhoids. Don't sit on the bleeding thing longer than it takes you to actually shit!
It's not really that complex.
ps I promise never to quote you again.
unless....