fredxmertz: (cooop's Lil Mort)
fredxmertz ([personal profile] fredxmertz) wrote2011-08-24 09:58 am

your secret's safe w/ me

Sally in the garden,
Siftin' cinders,
Lifted up her leg,
And farted like a man,
The bursting of her bloomers broke sixteen winders,
The cheeks of her ass went (blam, blam, blam)

- Kurt Vonnegut (JailBird, 1979)